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Saturday 23rd July 2011

EDITORIAL COMMENT FROM OUR FOUNDER
Here we are again - end of the week.

Sorry for the cliche BUT where do the days go ?

I came down to the office yesterday morning, Joe had left a note on the keyboard of my PC.  

It read: Good Morning.  Enjoy it.  You've probably only got 14,600 days of waking up left ! 

Oh nice one Joe. What do you want me to do ?  Post a count down clock on the blog to tick off the days towards my doom!

But as I rattled the keys of my calculator I fould Joe was indicating I would live to be 100 years old.

This time of the week means a new blog, updated events and so on. So here we are - enoy.

Over the coming week I'll be adding more fun, adventures and on-line entertainment.

Watch this space.

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Are you of an age to have been taught Latin at school ?

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large cock - magna gallus

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A message from a friend and blog reader:

Hi Guyz,

Fascinating to be taken on a trip down memory lane today with the gay Latin Primer but it took me ages to work it all out. It must be nearly half a century since my A and S level Latin days but I think the grammar's a bit suspect - who hasn't been reading Dr Kennedy's original?  "They're sitting on my face"?  - I love it (must have heard it at one of the parties) but not quite what was meant? - and I don't remember '"...ibus" being a verb ending!!   Ah well, we all had to struggle with our irregular verbs once upon a time.  Maybe I'll take a bit of time to work it all out and perhaps offer something more if I can get my brain in gear.  Mind you, there's plenty pretty filthy stuff in Latin literature already without trying to emulate it........think of all those shapeshifting and sexchanging gods and goddesses in Ovid.

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