THE SUPER WANK by Nigel Dean
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Friday
night and we three mates were down the pub together. A regular meet, a
few pints, bit to eat and three young guys whose combined ages would
barely equal that of a cabinet minister discussing international
politics and putting all the wrongs of the world to right.
Dave, Don and I were very good mates, we still are very good mates, and
I used to look forward to our end of the week socialising with topics of
deep conversation centred on religion, politics and, of course, sex. But
that night there was a new area to be explored.
Earlier in the week Don had been to a sauna in a near-by town with a
couple of guys from his work and was busy telling us all about it. It
sounded interesting and it was something different to talk about. Then
he made the suggestion that the three of us go together to the sauna in
the morning. "It'll be a laugh," he suggested.
We lived the town of Bedford and this sauna was in a leisure centre a
few miles away in a place called Dunstable. Now, I had recently passed
my driving test and had a car so I was soon put forward as the chauffeur
with my little vehicle as the needed mode of transport.
Dave was keen to go along but I wasn’t quite so sure. The idea of
sitting stark naked with other guys made me feel just a bit
uncomfortable. Don and Dave were my mates and so at a stretch that would
be OK but there would be others there, strangers I didn't know would see
my dick. But it was difficult to be the one who wouldn’t comply with
the group will, besides if I refused there was no transport and nobody
would be going.
I'm quite an easy going kind of a guy, I like a good laugh and to have
fun. I can be serious at times but more often I take the attitude of sod
it and jump in with both feet. This was a time where my nature dictated
my destiny. "Bugger it," I said, "let's go for it !"
Saturday morning dawned and by eight-thirty Don and Dave were knocking
on my front door. By nine-thirty the car was parked outside the leisure
centre and we were on our way in. The receptionist explained as she took
our money that we were the only ones booked for the sauna that morning.
She then went on to inform us that on a Saturday our sauna tickets also
gave us free use of the swimming pool. I’m not a good swimmer so I
wasn’t bothered about the pool but learning we were the only ones for
the sauna came as something of a relief.
The changing room was a tiled area with benches along one side, down the
middle and with lockers on the other wall. Towels could be hired but we
had all brought our own. Don put his bag on a bench and began to
undress, Dave followed his example and I slowly copied. Soon both of my
friends were totally nude with their backs to me and busily packing
their clothing into their bags. Don flung a towel over his shoulder and
turned round to face me. I was still wearing my trousers and underpants.
“Come along you, hurry up.”
I heard him but far away in the distance. My sense of hearing was pushed
back by my sense of sight, my eyes could not help but focus upon an
enormous dick and two incredibly well hung balls between his legs.
Christ what a monster !
“Are you coming or not ?”
"Yeah, sorry."
I stripped and felt slightly embarrassed as my own tackle swung free in
the air. Everything looked tiny by the side of Don yet in all respects
it was similar in size to Dave.
The actual room housing the sauna was quite small, again tiled with a
little shower area and a pine cabin at the far end. I started to take in
all its various attributes until Don turned round after which just one
thing again dominated the view. Hell, he had a big one.
“Take a shower first,” Don said, “as cold as you can stand it and
don’t dry off.”
That water was bloody cold and I shivered as I walked the short distance
to the pine sauna cabin.
“Take your towels in with you to sit on, the hot benches can burn your
bum if you don’t and always breath through your mouth not your
nose,” Don - the expert - explained.
So we did as we were told, we sat on our towels and didn’t burn our
bums and we all breathed through our mouths and not through our noses.
Inside the sauna cabin it was dim and it took a moment for our eyes to
adjust. There were slatted benches along just the rear wall arranged in
two tiers. Don said the higher bench was the hottest; we sat on the
lower. In one corner an electric brazier was topped with artificial
coals. Don took a ladle from a bucket of water and tipped some onto the
coals. They hissed and spat after which the temperature rose
considerably. I could smell hot, damp pine - a quite unusual but
pleasant smell.
I found myself not feeling at all uncomfortable about being naked with
my friends but was glad that no other men were there with us. Dave
started to flick his dick from one side to another then pull his
ball-bag and stretch the skin. Don and I looked at him and wondered.
“What the hell are you up to ?” Don smiled.
Dave explained, "It’s been inside my underpants all week,
scrunched up and confined - I need to open up and let it all hang out a
bit more.”
“Pity, I thought you’d found a new way to have a wank ?” Don
giggled.
“There's only one way,” Dave replied gesticulating with a fist in
front of his dick.
“No there isn’t,” I protested then wished I hadn’t spoken.
"Oops !"
My two friends looked at me but it was Dave who spoke. “Tell us more
Nigel.”
“Forget it.”
“Listen mate, if you’ve discovered something new then you can’t
keep it to yourself; think of the rest of mankind." He sounded
profound, just like he often did in one of our world-rectifying chats on
a Friday evening.
“Come on.”
I hesitated then hesitated again but it was evident Dave and Don would
not let the conversation drop.
"Tell us."
“You hold the end of your dick with the tips of your fingers,” I
began, “just where the head meets the shaft.”
“And ?”
“Push the tip of your index finger into the front and connect where
the head joins the shaft. All you have to do then is to move the index
finger up and down slightly and move your dick with it. It takes ages to
cum but when you do it’s brilliant - much better than the standard
way.”
Dave looked at Don and it was obvious what they were thinking. I wish I
had kept my big mouth shut.
“You going to demonstrate ?” Don said to me.
“You demonstrate for yourself !” I found a heavy sensation building
between my legs. Why couldn't I keep my big mouth shut ?
“If he gets that dick of his hard on,” Dave sniggered, “there
won’t be any room for anyone else in here.”
“Sod off Dave, you jealous ?” I don’t know if Dave was jealous or
not: I certainly was. Fancy having a dick like that, I mean just think
of what you could do with it.
“So are we going to try out Nigel’s Super Wank ?” Dave asked.
It was obvious what the answer was going to be so three young guys sat
naked in the sauna, each with a raging hard on while I explained the
position again.
“No you hold it like this ?”
“Like what ?”
The two peered at me and tried to copy. I stood up to make it clearer.
“Now press your finger into the head.”
“No, not that finger: this one.”
Eventually they managed to get it right.
“Now gently move your finger.” I showed them how.
“Nothing’s happening.”
“It will, be patient. I told you it takes ages.”
"Not a method you could use for a quickie then," Don said. Man
he did have a massif dick.
"I promise you that when you do cum it will be worth it."
So the three of us worked away at the special method I have described.
Personally I love this method, a kid at school told me all about it and
he said that he had found it in a sex manual. But what if it didn't work
for Dave and Don ? What would that do for my reputation ?
"Nothing's happening," Dave said.
To be honest nothing was happening for me either. Oh dear ! But I was
sure it would work - it always did.
“I think I may have something,” Don shouted. “Blimey, there’s
one hell of a strange feeling inside my balls.”
I flicked away with my own efforts and began to feel something myself.
Thank goodness for that.
“Nothing here yet,” David said.
“Shit man !” Don cried. “This is feeling good.”
I smiled.
“It feels like I am going to pee myself,” Don said. “There’s a
fire inside my balls trying to get out but something is holding it
back.”
“It’s happening for me now as well,” Dave said excitedly.
What the effin hell was I doing, wanking off in the sauna with my best
two mates ? But I didn’t stop to think, I was enjoying the experience
and clearly they were as well. Perhaps you will try this method for
yourself sometime and you too can experience that magical feeling of
pent up ecstasy where you know you are going to cum, where you know it
is going to be a fire the like of which you have never known before yet
the fire does not quickly ignite. The embers are there, the kindling is
ready - just a final fan is needed to start the flaming blaze. That
alone is a most wonderful feeling and worth the effort in itself. When
you cum - well you can always find out for yourself !
“I’m going to cum,” Don sighed. “Any moment now -!”
“Me too,” Dave said throwing his head back and whistling lowly.
The three of us came together, came and came and came. Gallons of
exctoplasmic joy shooting out into the air. For me it was the best super
wank I had ever had and my two friends found their individual
experiences something very, very special. I was pleased and felt warm
inside me.
What a day !
We never went to the sauna again together. I can recall the events of
that visit so clearly although they are a while back now. Don, Dave and
I are still great mates. We don’t get to meet up every Friday down the
pub anymore but we do tend to enjoy each other’s company about once a
month. Then when somebody says: How’s it hanging ? and another replies
Super, just super we all know exactly what he means !
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