| Tuesday
20th August 2008:
Hi
there all.................
Today I'd like to
have a bit of a chat with you about wanking ! If you are a
male and you are reading this then you are a wanker. Face
the facts every guy from adolescence to old age wanks. I
have said it before and I'll say it again..........
WANKING
IS AN ANCIENT AND NOBLE ART FORM
As part of the
Listen To the Boyz feature on the site I want to add a series of
wanking audios under the general heading of The Foreskin School
for Wankers.
My plan is to
build up a collection of recordings featuring both lads own TRUE
personal experiences and also lads wanking on microphone.
Can you help me ?
Take a little
read of this.................. see what you
think..............
I remember
it well; the first time I had a wank. I wasn’t much more
than a kid and wasn’t over sure what was happening to my body,
my dick was getting bigger and had topped itself with a
developing bush of pubes. I’d had a couple of wet dreams
but hadn’t yet explored the pleasures of the hand.
I was walking home from school with a friend, John.
“Have you tossed yourself off yet ?” he asked.
“What ?”
“Masturbated ?”
Now I hate that word these days, it kind of sounds dirty and
Victorian, it doesn’t convey the real sense of what the act
involves: pleasure, fun, daring, excitement. I much prefer wank
as a definition of the ancient and noble art.
“No.”
“I did it last night for the first time,” John
explained. “It was real great.”
I’d heard other boys talking and making smutty jokes about
this but in all honesty I didn’t know what one had to do.
“Was it ?”
“Fucking brilliant,” John continued. “You’ve got
hairs round your balls, I’ve seen them in the showers after
PE, so when are you going to try it ?”
“Don’t know, tonight perhaps.”
“Want to come round my house and we can do it together ?”
Like I said I didn’t honestly know what was involved so
perhaps a teacher may be a good idea. “OK,” I
agreed.
John’s house had a loft conversion which was a kind of den for
him and it was there that I lost my virginity to that ancient
and noble art of having a wank.
“Your dick needs to be standing up and dead hard,”
John explained all knowledgeable like.
It was.
As John dropped his trousers and then his pants, stepping out of
them, I copied. I’d seen other boys naked in the showers
and they had seen me but it was the first time I had ever seen
another lad with a hard on and the first time any had seen me.
My dick, I remember, was bigger than John’s - fatter.
Although about the same length as mine his was thinner and
sharper. I guess we just stood looking at each other for a
moment, hearts beating and my wondering what would happen next.
“Best to take your shirt off,” John said pulling his
over his head, “you don’t want to splash it.”
I did as I was told.
John showed me the time-tested hold with his fist and
demonstrated the pumping motion. I copied.
It was then all over very quickly, two kids squirting their
infant spunk out into the air. It felt a bit dirty
afterwards but hell the sensation was grand.
I tried it out at home in private the next day and over the
years have refined the art to bring me much pleasure. John
and I never had a session together again and never spoke of that
evening in his loft with his parents and sister watching TV
downstairs.
That's a genuine,
true experience that was shared with me, that I edited and put
into words. Later today I plan to rcord it as the first entry in
the Foreskin School for Wankers collection. I also plan to put
together some notes for a personal experience WANKING IN THE
WOODS.
So could you make
a few notes for me about your wanking experiences, e-mail them
to me (takemypantsoff@hotmail.co.uk)
so I can edit, record them and add them to the sudio
collection. I'd be ever so grateful.
Thanks
NIGEL |